Let's Get Naughty!

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I know it’s been a long time since we’ve done a show and now that Angelica has moved once again I’ve been having trouble getting in contact with her, so for now until I can book some more guests or find out if Angelica still wants to be a part of the show I’ll be flying solo for a bit. Speaking of flying solo, it’s time to get to this show’s topic…Weapons of Masturbation.

This show tonight is for the guys because there’s never enough in the sex toy department for guys, but there’s always tons of different types of vibrators for women. You’ll hear all about my hard work I’ve put in testing these products [yes, Lisa did give me a hand, umm with the job.] You’ll also hear about my two favorites, the Gripper which is similar to the Fleshlight and the Sasha Grey pocket pussy.

You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you wouldn’t mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app or Android App where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

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Well it took me a whole lot of work, but I was finally able to find our missing co-host Angelica Lauren. She’s been having a rough time with internet connectivity and making ends meet and it looks like she will be moving soon, so she’ll be away for a little bit, but she’ll eventually be back.

In the meantime, I’m working on putting together some shows with guest hosts to fill in while she’s gone and regrouping. I just wanted to put a little piece together to let you all know that we aren’t “pod fading”, does anyone use that term anymore? We just got a little side tracked.

If you have an iPad check out our site as I’ve upgraded it for special iPad and iPhone use both of which are different. Let me know your feedback on what you like about it or what needs to be changed. If you have our iPhone app be sure to check out the special videos and pics that are only available to you through the app.

You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you wouldn’t mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app or Android App where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

Hello all. It has been a few days since I blogged last and I know I need to get on the ball (no pun intended) and start doing this every other day at least! First off, please if there is something specific you want me to shove inside of myself, please email me and let me know. I will do my best to get it in me ; )

Today I was having a sweet tooth. I decided to run to the store to look at the candy aisle. I went back and forth over a few different types of candy before choosing. I finally ended up with a big bucket of fruit slices and a swirly lollipop.

Just in case all of us do not know, fruit slices are candy that look like little orange slices, but are various colors and flavors like cherry, grape, lime, lemon, and orange. The swirly lollipop is about 5-6 inches long and it is about 1 inch thick and it swirls all the way up the lollipop.

I started with the fruit slices. I put a bit of lube on each before putting them inside of myself. These have sugar on them so I don’t want to try and put them in unless I know they are nice and slippery.  I started with red (my fav) and I slid it inside of myself slowly. I loved the way it felt. They have a design on them and it felt so good as each fruit slice slid into my ass.

The sugar on the outside of the fruit slices surprisingly did not hurt. I was worried about that at first, but the lube started to melt the sugar once it hit the candy. Made it nice and slippery for me. I put all different colors and flavors in my ass. I got 13 of them inside my ass before I decided it was time to stop. Unlike grapes, these candies have a bit of weight to them. I felt so full and it felt so damn good.

I reached over and grabbed the swirly lollipop from next to me. I tore the plastic off and slowly sucked on it for a minute while rubbing my clit. The thought of shoving this big lollipop up my ass was making me so horny. The way it felt in my mouth, I knew it was going to feel amazing inside of me.

I laid down on my back first, making the lollipop extra slippery but fucking it first. I slid the lollipop into my pussy and omg did it feel good. I almost came when I first felt it inside of myself. All I could think of was that lollipop song by lil wayne when it goes, “lemme get it juicy for ya” lol.

I took the lollipop out and got onto all fours. I slid the candy in and out of my pussy a few more times, it was dripping wet. I slid it out of my pussy slowly and then touched the tip to my asshole.My whole body quivered at this feeling. My body knew what it was about to get and it was damn ready.

I slowly slid the lollipop inside of my ass. The swirls felt so amazing as they slid into me. Each one felt better as the lollipop got thicker and thicker. I was a bit sticky at this point so some extra lube was needed for my ass. I slid it out of myself and put a few drops on and stroked the candy until it was nice and slippery.

I slowly put the lollipop back into my ass. The fruit slices had made their way back to the entrance while I was lubing up the lollipop so when I put the lollipop back in, it took some work as I was shoving it and all of the fruit slices deep inside of me again.

I slid the lollipop in and out of my ass, fucking my ass with it for as long as I could. I always love the feeling of stuffing my ass because I can feel it in my stomach when I stuff it well. As I fucked myself with the lollipop I could feel the fruit slices inside of me being moved around and moving deeper and deeper.

That feeling alone made me want to cum. I stuck the long stick of the lollipop between my heels as I sat up on my knees. I did this so I could get myself off and have the lollipop inside of my ass while I did. I slid a few fingers into my pussy and pushed my ass up and down on the lollipop.

It was so hard, but I finally got the entire lollipop into my ass. I was going up and down on it and playing with my clit and all of a sudden I realized it had gone all the way inside of me. I did not think it was going to go in all the way at first, but when it did it was a nice surprise.

With the lollipop fully inside of my ass and my ass stuffed with fruit slices I started rubbing my clit harder. Knowing everything as inside of me and how full I was it was easy to get off. I could feel my ass wrapping around the hard lollipop as I played with myself. I felt myself begin to cum and I lowered myself once more on the stick of the lollipop shoving it a little deeper inside of me as I came.

It was one of the best experiences I have had with candy. A very sticky mess in the end, but it was worth it. Taking the lollipop out was the most fun. It was so thick at the end and it had gone all the way inside of me. Thank God for the long stick it was attached to. I slowly tugged on the stick. It was very hard to get out at first, but I relaxed myself and pulled slowly. I finally felt it begin to come out. The swirls felt so good as it slid back out of my ass. I could not believe I had stuck the entire thing inside of myself. I sat on the floor a moment before getting up to wash off. I was a sticky mess. Loved the whole experience though. Hope you guys enjoyed.

Wow. What a day I had today.  I know I promised a daily blog, but I am so busy lately! Be forgiving people! I do have my next adventure ready for your viewing pleasure though. Sorry that the last one sounded like a “story” to most of you. I got a lot of email about that. I am in college and I am use to writing properly. Sorry lol. I will try to do better to make this more of a blog.

My objects of choice this time were romantic. Strawberries and champagne are what I chose to use. At first I was just going to shove a few firm strawberries up my ass, but I thought to myself, “This may get boring if I just shove food in my ass all the time.” Haha.  I decided to use other things as well this time.

I started with the strawberries. Now I know what you are thinking, strawberries will just squish up and get all icky if you try to put them in your ass…but no.  First off, I know how to work my muscles down there and second…these were fresh, thick, firm berries. I tell ya, if you learn to control your ass muscles, you can put just about anything in there.

So I got the strawberries wet my licking them, sliding them in and out of my mouth. Once they were nice and wet, I stuck the tip of the first one in a little bit. Slid it in and out to get my ass ready for all it was about to receive. It wasn’t quite wet enough so I used my finger to get some of my pussy juices and rubbed it on my asshole and the berry. I put the tip of the berry in again and slid it inside of me slowly.

The feeling of the strawberry was interesting. All of those little seeds can be felt. It feels so good sliding in. The way the berries are shaped going from small to large is awesome.  When I slid the berry in it was making my hole get wider and wider then all of a sudden when it popped in it just clamped down over it. OMG! Intoxicating feeling. I slid 6 of the berries inside myself. All of them were a pretty good size. No small berries here.

With 6 berries shoved nicely into my ass I then grabbed a funnel. I lubed it up a little on the end and carefully slid it into my ass. I then poured a small bottle of champagne into the funnel. It took a minute, I think because I had those berries inside me, for the bubbly to all go into my ass. It was a new feeling. The feeling of the bubbles tingled and I could feel it going inside me. I loved it.

Once the champagne was all inside me along with the berries, I took the funnel out and I got on my hands and knees and just let my body feel everything inside of me. It makes me wet to sit here and type this out. It felt so good. I love the feeling of my ass being full. The feeling of the champagne wanting to come out felt good too. I held it in though. I wanted to keep the berries and bubbly inside of me as long as possible.

I had my glass dildo ready by me. I did not need to use any lube cuz I was already so damn wet. I slid it inside myself slowly. I love to tease my pussy. I never let it have what it wants right away. I could feel the champagne wanting to spill out of me as I fucked myself but I made it stay in. I wanted to cum with everything inside me. I pressed my thighs together and leaned back a bit to hold the dildo in place so I could rub my clit. I rocked back and forth pressing the toy deep inside me each time as I played with my clit. I felt myself about to cum and I pressed myself down hard on the toy and clenched my muscles to keep the bubbly inside me.

OMG The orgasm was amazing. It was so hard to keep the champagne in me when I came. I cum hard when I cum and my whole body was jerking from the orgasm. I had the dildo shoved so deep inside of me I could feel it at the back of my pussy. It was pressing so hard deep inside of me. It was crazy. I couldn’t move for a few minutes. I felt almost paralyzed. I found out this day that champagne and strawberries is not just used to lure a girl in. It can also be put up your ass and made into a really fun session with yourself.

Today is my first blog entry. I really have never done this before, but I want to share my daily activities with all of you listeners out there.  Well as we all heard from the previous show, I have been challenged to fitting a whole egg up my ass. WHEW! That is going to be a challenge. Not cuz of the size, but the fear of it breaking. I may do some research before I attempt this.

My object of choice today was grapes. The fat, hard, red grapes, yeh you know the ones I am talking about. I played with my clit a little bit before I even got started. Though, the thought of having those grapes up my ass made me so horny I didn’t really need to play with myself.

As I looked at those fat grapes I ran my fingers all over the slick skin they have. I knew my pussy juices would make them slippery enough to push into myself. I took the first grape, the smallest one I could find, I wanted to work my way up to bigger ones. Yes I did use quite a few.

I slid the grape along the lips of my wet pussy and made sure it was nice and wet. I laid on my side and played with my ass a little bit with it, letting it go in just a little then popping it back out. Mmmm I love the way it feels when it is just at the entrance. Next was my favorite part. I slowly pushed the grape into my ass. OMG. The way it feels when I slide something into my ass and I feel it go past those first set of muscles…it is like my ass is accepting the object and taking it into my body. I love the way it felt inside.

I picked off about 6 more and slowly inserted them into my ass. I love the way it felt …the feeling of it getting full. I knew I could fit more inside myself though. I sat up and I rocked back and forth playing with my clit. I could feel all of my muscles pushing the grapes in a bit further. Mmmm it felt like I was full but I knew I was not at max capacity yet.

I laid back on my side and slid my finger into my ass. I felt nothing. They were all deep inside me. As I grabbed the bag of grapes I saw some nice big fat ones. They looked so yummy and my ass was waiting to eat them up. I picked off 10 of the biggest, firmest grapes I could find. I had t get them wet so instead of just rubbing them across my pussy lips, I decided to change it up a bit. I shoved a few inside of my pussy and played with my clit a little more. I wanted to cum so badly but I knew the wait would be worth it.

As I took each one out of my pussy they dripped with my juices. My ass was waiting for them so I gave it what it wanted. I slowly inserted all ten grapes, arching my back a bit each time from the feeling of them sliding up inside me and filling me up. At about the 6^th grape (actually the 12^th at this point) it got a bit hard to push them inside myself.  So I put my finger into my ass and used my other hand to play with my clit. I could feel them getting deeper and deeper inside of me so I kept playing with my clit and put the last four of the ten inside of me.

My ass felt so full. I had 16 nice size grapes inside of me now. I laid on my back and played with myself some more. I could feel them inside of me. I wanted more. It was like the more I put inside myself the better it felt as I played with myself. I could feel muscles clenching over all of those grapes and omg was it wonderful.

I wanted to cum so bad, but I kept looking at the bag with plenty of grapes left in it. I said fuck it and just started pushing more inside myself. When it felt like they were resisting going inside of me I would lay back again and flick my clit with a finger up my ass helping the grapes make their way further and further inside me.

By the time I was done I had 28 grapes inside of me. I laid back ready to make myself finally cum. As I reached down to touch my clit, I noticed that I could now feel the grapes in my lower stomach. I rubbed my belly for a minute and it made me so wet to know I had all of those grapes inside of me. I packed myself full.

I could feel my pussy dripping as I was rubbing my belly and I thought about how it would feel if I put a toy inside of me while I was so full already. I got up to go get a toy and even walking made my pussy quiver. I was so wet I could feel it dripping down my thighs. I got to my toy box and found my 8 inch jelly dildo. It is a nice size, one of the bigger ones I own. I also grabbed my asian anal beads. I thought I could try to fit a few of the beads into my ass while I am at it.

I decided to see how many beads I could get into my ass first. I put some lube on them and laid on my side again. I slid the first one in, then the second, and I got four inside of myself before I decided to stop. The asian eggs are longer, not just balls like the anal beads. So I had added a few inches inside my ass pushing the grapes that much further. Now for the part my body has been waiting for.

I lubed up my dildo and I touched t to the lips of my pussy then ran it across my clit a few times before putting it inside of me. As I began to put the dildo inside of myself my pussy felt so tight, it was so hard to get it inside of me. I think the grapes filling me up and the beads inside of me as well were taking up so much room an stretching me to the max.

It was hard at first, but I managed to get it inside of me. It felt so good being full in both holes. I could feel the grapes being pushed around as I fucked myself. I wanted a harder fuck so I stood up holding the toys inside myself and walked to my bathtub. I put one leg in the tub and had one leg out so I was straddling the edge of the tub. I lowered myself down slowly holding the toys straight down.  I wanted to feel the pressure. I really felt good as two more of the asian eggs slid into my ass forcing the toy even deeper.

I sat all the way down with the dildo deep inside of me and the last and biggest egg half in and half out of my ass. I rocked back and forth feeling the toys and the grapes so deep inside of me. I rode the dildo slowly so I could feel everything that was inside of me. I was stuffed. I ran my hands down my body brushing against my breasts and slowly rubbing my stomach to feel how much I had stuffed myself. I slowly ran my fingers from my belly button to my clit and began rubbing it.

It seemed like it took forever to get off. I had been so horny and so close so long and now my body was going to make me earn it. I slid myself up and down on the dildo harder and fucked myself silly with it. The eggs were sliding in and out of my ass. The last one kept going all the way in and popping back out from the pressure. Finally, I came. My pussy and ass clenched so tight around everything inside of me. I came at least three times. Yes I have multiples. I could feel everything down there clenching and squeezing everything inside of me. It was an amazing feeling. I pulled the toys out slowly and laid on the floor for a moment. I felt like I had been working out. I laid and wondered if I should let the grapes out of me or make them stay a little longer. I decided to keep them inside me for a while and spend the day rubbing my belly knowing everything I had done and how much was inside of me. As I write this I still have them inside of me. I’m getting horny writing this blog so I am about to log off of here and go have one more round with my stuffed ass. Remember I do this for you guys I hope you enjoyed hearing about my adventure of the day. I am going to go and get off one more time before I go on about my day. Love yas!