Let's Get Naughty!

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I know it’s been a long time since we’ve done a show and now that Angelica has moved once again I’ve been having trouble getting in contact with her, so for now until I can book some more guests or find out if Angelica still wants to be a part of the show I’ll be flying solo for a bit. Speaking of flying solo, it’s time to get to this show’s topic…Weapons of Masturbation.

This show tonight is for the guys because there’s never enough in the sex toy department for guys, but there’s always tons of different types of vibrators for women. You’ll hear all about my hard work I’ve put in testing these products [yes, Lisa did give me a hand, umm with the job.] You’ll also hear about my two favorites, the Gripper which is similar to the Fleshlight and the Sasha Grey pocket pussy.

You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you wouldn’t mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app or Android App where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

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Well it took me a whole lot of work, but I was finally able to find our missing co-host Angelica Lauren. She’s been having a rough time with internet connectivity and making ends meet and it looks like she will be moving soon, so she’ll be away for a little bit, but she’ll eventually be back.

In the meantime, I’m working on putting together some shows with guest hosts to fill in while she’s gone and regrouping. I just wanted to put a little piece together to let you all know that we aren’t “pod fading”, does anyone use that term anymore? We just got a little side tracked.

If you have an iPad check out our site as I’ve upgraded it for special iPad and iPhone use both of which are different. Let me know your feedback on what you like about it or what needs to be changed. If you have our iPhone app be sure to check out the special videos and pics that are only available to you through the app.

You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you wouldn’t mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app or Android App where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

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Today, Eric gets Angelica all excited talking more about weird things up her bum! If you like bizarre insertions then this is the show for you because we tell you how to find them on the internet and what words to use in google. Angelica talks about what kinds of feelings she gets from the weird objects she likes to insert into her as well as some of the more bizarre items we’ve seen on the internet.

Eric breaks it up by talking about the movie Deep in the Valley a spoof on the porn industry and what it would be like if you woke up one and the world around you was based on a porn film. It’s got some names you’ll recognize and while as Angelica says, it leans more towards “guy porn” it’s still pretty funny.

Lastly, we end the show with something Angelica likes in her end, rear end that is. It’s the Beginner’s Buttplug by Adam and Eve. We did get side tracked a bit by a discussion of Prop 19 in California which would turn California into the largest version of Amsterdam with the legalization of marijuana.

Don’t forget to visit us in Second Life as Edred Einarmige or Dravanni Windstorm where we’ll be holding online meet and greets or as we like to call them full on orgies. You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you would mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

Today is my first blog entry. I really have never done this before, but I want to share my daily activities with all of you listeners out there.  Well as we all heard from the previous show, I have been challenged to fitting a whole egg up my ass. WHEW! That is going to be a challenge. Not cuz of the size, but the fear of it breaking. I may do some research before I attempt this.

My object of choice today was grapes. The fat, hard, red grapes, yeh you know the ones I am talking about. I played with my clit a little bit before I even got started. Though, the thought of having those grapes up my ass made me so horny I didn’t really need to play with myself.

As I looked at those fat grapes I ran my fingers all over the slick skin they have. I knew my pussy juices would make them slippery enough to push into myself. I took the first grape, the smallest one I could find, I wanted to work my way up to bigger ones. Yes I did use quite a few.

I slid the grape along the lips of my wet pussy and made sure it was nice and wet. I laid on my side and played with my ass a little bit with it, letting it go in just a little then popping it back out. Mmmm I love the way it feels when it is just at the entrance. Next was my favorite part. I slowly pushed the grape into my ass. OMG. The way it feels when I slide something into my ass and I feel it go past those first set of muscles…it is like my ass is accepting the object and taking it into my body. I love the way it felt inside.

I picked off about 6 more and slowly inserted them into my ass. I love the way it felt …the feeling of it getting full. I knew I could fit more inside myself though. I sat up and I rocked back and forth playing with my clit. I could feel all of my muscles pushing the grapes in a bit further. Mmmm it felt like I was full but I knew I was not at max capacity yet.

I laid back on my side and slid my finger into my ass. I felt nothing. They were all deep inside me. As I grabbed the bag of grapes I saw some nice big fat ones. They looked so yummy and my ass was waiting to eat them up. I picked off 10 of the biggest, firmest grapes I could find. I had t get them wet so instead of just rubbing them across my pussy lips, I decided to change it up a bit. I shoved a few inside of my pussy and played with my clit a little more. I wanted to cum so badly but I knew the wait would be worth it.

As I took each one out of my pussy they dripped with my juices. My ass was waiting for them so I gave it what it wanted. I slowly inserted all ten grapes, arching my back a bit each time from the feeling of them sliding up inside me and filling me up. At about the 6^th grape (actually the 12^th at this point) it got a bit hard to push them inside myself.  So I put my finger into my ass and used my other hand to play with my clit. I could feel them getting deeper and deeper inside of me so I kept playing with my clit and put the last four of the ten inside of me.

My ass felt so full. I had 16 nice size grapes inside of me now. I laid on my back and played with myself some more. I could feel them inside of me. I wanted more. It was like the more I put inside myself the better it felt as I played with myself. I could feel muscles clenching over all of those grapes and omg was it wonderful.

I wanted to cum so bad, but I kept looking at the bag with plenty of grapes left in it. I said fuck it and just started pushing more inside myself. When it felt like they were resisting going inside of me I would lay back again and flick my clit with a finger up my ass helping the grapes make their way further and further inside me.

By the time I was done I had 28 grapes inside of me. I laid back ready to make myself finally cum. As I reached down to touch my clit, I noticed that I could now feel the grapes in my lower stomach. I rubbed my belly for a minute and it made me so wet to know I had all of those grapes inside of me. I packed myself full.

I could feel my pussy dripping as I was rubbing my belly and I thought about how it would feel if I put a toy inside of me while I was so full already. I got up to go get a toy and even walking made my pussy quiver. I was so wet I could feel it dripping down my thighs. I got to my toy box and found my 8 inch jelly dildo. It is a nice size, one of the bigger ones I own. I also grabbed my asian anal beads. I thought I could try to fit a few of the beads into my ass while I am at it.

I decided to see how many beads I could get into my ass first. I put some lube on them and laid on my side again. I slid the first one in, then the second, and I got four inside of myself before I decided to stop. The asian eggs are longer, not just balls like the anal beads. So I had added a few inches inside my ass pushing the grapes that much further. Now for the part my body has been waiting for.

I lubed up my dildo and I touched t to the lips of my pussy then ran it across my clit a few times before putting it inside of me. As I began to put the dildo inside of myself my pussy felt so tight, it was so hard to get it inside of me. I think the grapes filling me up and the beads inside of me as well were taking up so much room an stretching me to the max.

It was hard at first, but I managed to get it inside of me. It felt so good being full in both holes. I could feel the grapes being pushed around as I fucked myself. I wanted a harder fuck so I stood up holding the toys inside myself and walked to my bathtub. I put one leg in the tub and had one leg out so I was straddling the edge of the tub. I lowered myself down slowly holding the toys straight down.  I wanted to feel the pressure. I really felt good as two more of the asian eggs slid into my ass forcing the toy even deeper.

I sat all the way down with the dildo deep inside of me and the last and biggest egg half in and half out of my ass. I rocked back and forth feeling the toys and the grapes so deep inside of me. I rode the dildo slowly so I could feel everything that was inside of me. I was stuffed. I ran my hands down my body brushing against my breasts and slowly rubbing my stomach to feel how much I had stuffed myself. I slowly ran my fingers from my belly button to my clit and began rubbing it.

It seemed like it took forever to get off. I had been so horny and so close so long and now my body was going to make me earn it. I slid myself up and down on the dildo harder and fucked myself silly with it. The eggs were sliding in and out of my ass. The last one kept going all the way in and popping back out from the pressure. Finally, I came. My pussy and ass clenched so tight around everything inside of me. I came at least three times. Yes I have multiples. I could feel everything down there clenching and squeezing everything inside of me. It was an amazing feeling. I pulled the toys out slowly and laid on the floor for a moment. I felt like I had been working out. I laid and wondered if I should let the grapes out of me or make them stay a little longer. I decided to keep them inside me for a while and spend the day rubbing my belly knowing everything I had done and how much was inside of me. As I write this I still have them inside of me. I’m getting horny writing this blog so I am about to log off of here and go have one more round with my stuffed ass. Remember I do this for you guys I hope you enjoyed hearing about my adventure of the day. I am going to go and get off one more time before I go on about my day. Love yas!

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Well we really managed to screw the pooch this time. When I put up our 100th episode as a HD movie Apple didn’t like it and pulled the show from iTunes where we get our biggest group of listeners. Because of that we can’t include the movie, “Everything I ever needed to know I learned from porn” in the podcast. We can’t even include it in our iPhone app, so what we’re going to do is host the movie on our website at http://www.lgnshow.com/video/lgn100.m4v where you can download it and see for yourself why we had become the show that was too hot for iTunes!

Then after we finished venting and ranting we started to talk about the vampire mystique that’s all the rage now a days. People just seem to love the idea of fucking and sucking [blood] and we go into the TV shows and movies that are feeding everyone’s blood lust. Then of course Angelica ask to spend a lot of time talking about things that go into her butt which is always a crowd pleaser. We’ll add in a few extras to the app for our special listeners.

Don’t forget to visit us in Second Life as Edred Einarmige or Ember Sempati where we’ll be holding online meet and greets or as we like to call them full on orgies. You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you would mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

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And we’re back. Angelica and I have had some bad things going on in our lives that have kept us from doing a show so now that our hang ups are behind us we decide to talk about sexual hang ups that people might have and why it’s ok to not follow the sexual hipsters. Add to this Angelica talking about using a cellphone as a vibrator and the then we had the studio phone ring, or was it Angelica’s phone in her pussy? Angelica talks about her newfound love for oral sex and why she loves the Good Head Oral Sex Sampler from A&E. So tune in, turn on and get off.

Don’t forget to visit us in Second Life as Edred Einarmige or Ember Sempati where we’ll be holding online meet and greets or as we like to call them full on orgies. You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 6 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you would mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!! and most of all don’t forget our new iPhone app where you can see pics of Angelica’s naughty bits!

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This week our resident butt girl Angelica goes AWOL, but luckily the original freak himself, Mr. Goodbar from the Freak Squad managed to do a last minute fill in. Goodbar and I talk about the anal invasion in porn films and how it’s become almost mainstream in many people’s sex lives.

We also talk about our love for podcasting and why we consider our listeners to be a part of a big extended family, while Mr. Goodbar makes me jealous talking about talking about his trips to New York porn exhibitions. We also try to answer the question from a military man who wants to know if there’s a way to make a clone of his wife’s pussy to have along with him while he’s away.

Don’t forget to visit us in Second Life as Edred Einarmige or Ember Sempati where we’ll be holding online meet and greets or as we like to call them full on orgies. You can visit our sponsor Adam & Eve at their website and use our promo code LGN to get up to 50% off any item + 3 free DVD’s + a free gift! Don’t forget to visit our website where you can:

You can also leave us a voicemail through skype at letsgetnaughty or via phone at +1-415-367-3704. and if you would mind giving us a great review in iTunes we’d like that too [we'd really like 5 stars]. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors about us and make sure that every day you, GET NAUGHTY!!